Monday, January 19, 2009

BRITISH VS MALAYSIAN

Who says our English is teruk.?
Just see below -
Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a b it of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that 1....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka u...

See,
isn't it simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc......?

Friday, January 9, 2009

Farewell Jia Yuin!!!

jia yuin has transferred to dj yesterday...
kinda sad when jia yee told me abt tis...
she is a really good...polite[ hmm...ya... ]...nice and sweet girl...
tat's y i like her so much,
my pretty + cute + adorable daughter[adopted 1~ ]~

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received a message from jia yee when i reached home...

"So did you cry when you go home?
Don't be sad already, friends come and go"

ya...
friends come and go...
so people,
tat's y we shall cherish people around us before we regret...
people we love and people who love us~

ok...
back to my daughter...
hmm...jia yuin...
muz always keep in touch wit me yea...>.<
best wishes to u in ur new school =]
farewell Jia Yuin!
farewell my daughter~

*oh yea...btw...jia yee...i didn't cry yeaterday...but a bit down...+.+

yenlin.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

SCHOOL~

School started 3 days ago...lol...
everything is fine...
but 1 thing i afraid de most is...
I CAN'T WAKE UP FOR SCHOOL!
ya...can't wake up...

y?

first, my mum won't wake me up, bcoz she says i must wake up by myself...she is stil sleeping when i wake up...

second, i can't hear de alarm...
[ sumone...i think either michelle or li shan...suggested me to put it besides me...but then, michelle/li shan, my alarm clock is my phone...if i put it besides me, i wil die soon~ ]

so...i think de only way to solve tis problem is...sleep earlier~

and a...
i have got some *NEW* uniforms...
from my sis...
[ she graduated last year~ ]
and i did something stupid on my uniform today...
[ hmm...should be my sis's uniform ]

u noe...there is her name tag on de uniform...
and i was lazy to take out de name tag yesterday...
so i juz put on my name tag...using double-sided tape tis morning...
stupid rite? i admit tis...
i should use safety pin[ the smarter way~ ]...at least it won't come off so easily...xP

Thursday, January 1, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY 2009!



Time passed so fast...
it's a new year again...

so guys,
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
& WISHING YOU A GREAT 2009!!!


yenlin~